Question:
erectile dysfunction and little girls !
Answer:
Once again it is time for me to make a contribution to
society. And in this posting I will talk about a little-discussed male
problem: erectile dysfunction.
There are many drugs on the market claiming to help men who
can’t get it up. But I have found a pure, natural cure. Or, rather, my
friend Uncle Ed has. And the cure is little girls.
Now you may think of little girls as sexless ‘rug rats.’ This
is the source of your erectile dysfunction. By failing to perceive the
erotic beauty of, say, the 10-year-old girl next door, you are
condemning yourself to a life of penile misery. You must expand your
mind. Open yourself to this thought: little girls are sexy.
Repeat this phrase to yourself every day. Instead of ignoring
little girls, pay attention to them. Notice their flawlessly cute
faces. Enjoy the sight of their young, budding breasts. Admire the
wiggle of their high, round bottoms. Gasp at the length and slimness of
their legs.
How white little girls look, in the winter! They are
ravishingly slender and soft as snow! How perfectly they tan in the
summer. They tan much deeper than any adult, with crisp cinnamon bodies
that require no lotion at all!
How enthusiastic little girls are! You never hear “been there,
done that,” from them. Everything is new and exciting. Everything is
enjoyable-- even a trip to the grocery store! Always their minds are
not only on the present moment, but also interlaced in worlds of
speculation and fantasy.
“Think of it as evolution in action,” to quote from the book
Todos Santos. Humans have evolved throughout history and will continue
to evolve. Old men are plagued with a stunted eroticism, trying to get
hard looking at crass, grown-up women. New men prefer little girls.
Don’t get left behind. In a few thousand years there will probably be a
zoo for men with erectile dysfunction. You will be plopped down next to
the monkeys, as a curiosity. A sign on your cage will read: “Homo
Dysfunctionis -- Strange breed of half-ape men who actually liked grown
women. Died out due to sexual impotence.”
No wonder child molesters are castrated! It is because they
are the New Men, forever virile, forever strong and hearty in their
genitalia. Meanwhile, feminized old men complain that they can’t get
hard.
Don’t get left behind. Enjoy the pedophile lifestyle and be a
real man, and drug free to boot!
